Seriously, what happened?
What happened with you?
Let me see!
Keiko was an unassuming girl who didn't really stand out.
SANTOU TOURS
KAWAMATSU ONO JUNIOR HIGH
For real.
I couldn't help myself and ate one shrimp!
Someone's missing.
I got hungry!
Who's not here yet?
-Is someone not here? -I counted.
That's who Keiko was.
But after the summer of her eighth grade year,
boys suddenly started paying attention to her.
Her boobs are huge!
They're huge!
Over summer vacation,
her breasts had grown to an enormous size.
Holy crap, look!
Large breasts are the Holy Grail for boys.
What's going on?
I can't see!
Holy crap!
Hey, what cup are those?
Let go of me!
-Is it like F or something? -F?
Crazy!
Keiko didn't know what to do with what she had,
and began staying home from school.
But she managed to graduate junior high.
I heard she enrolled into a high school far away.
I wonder what's happened to her.
BIG BOOBED GIRL
I was reminded of Keiko
as my husband was having sex.
ENTRY FEE 7,000 YEN
They say that there are two kinds of women.
Those for sex and those for love.
And while I'm not sure whether or not that's true,
I decided to believe it was.
Thank you very much.
Please
take care of my husband!
EPISODE 5
Yum!
This is delicious!
Thank you.
It's okay.
As long as I don't think about it.
As long as I don't worry about it, even my unruly class...
So, 60 and 60 and 60.
You could also multiply them.
It's okay.
I'm fine.
But I really wasn't okay.
I can't go on like this.
Just when I thought I needed to do something...
FAMILY ISSUES Q&A
...I found out about this site
and for the first time decided to open up about everything we've been going through.
I UNDERSTAND.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS ALONE.
I KNOW IT'S HARD NOT HAVING ANYONE TO TALK TO.
HOW OLD ARE YOU, COOKIE?
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU,
I'LL BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH MY ISSUE OF MY HUSBAND'S PENIS NOT FITTING.
POST
NEW MAIL
COOKIE, I'M GLAD YOU'RE OVER YOUR CONSTIPATION. MICKY
CONSTIPATION?
MESSAGE SENT
YEAH. YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION!
THANK YOU, MICKY. YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
Good morning.
Breakfast is ready.
You're going to be late.
I'm going to go.
You'd better get up.
Have a good day!
GRADE 5 CLASSROOM 3
COOKIE, IT'S IMPORTANT TO LET YOUR HAIR DOWN ONCE IN A WHILE.
Green light! Red light!
Fall.
Fall! Fall!
Green light! Red light!
Good morning.
Everyone, sit down.
Fall! Fall!
Fall!
SOMETIMES, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
Fall! Fall!
Fall!
Once you touch it, you're out.
Yeah!
Fall! Fall!
Fall!
Green light! Red light!
Miyuki?
What's up, Miyuki?
Let's stop, I'm bored of this.
Let's play cops and robbers!
HEY, LET'S MEET. I WANT TO MEET.
She said she was going to engage them, but she hasn't!
She's too timid.
It's affecting the other classes.
They don't respect her.
She's here.
HEALTHY SPIRIT, BODY, AND MIND
COME ON, LET'S MEET. WE LIVE SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER.
-Yes? -Cookie?
Are you Micky?
Oh.
You’re a man?
Did I say I was a girl?
You must be hungry. Let's buy some food first.
How about this?
No.
You prefer a sandwich?
What to choose?
Egg? Variety pack?
Egg?
I want some rice.
Oh...
That's all right! This is on me!
NIGHT CHATEAU
I just wanted someone to talk to.
Totally. I'm here to listen.
Okay.
I just assumed you were a woman.
I never meant for anything like this.
I'm stuffed.
Should've bought some beer!
All right.
Wait.
-Please stop. -Come to bed.
What? Wait!
No, no, no!
Don't worry, it'll be okay!
Stop.
I only knew of sex that left me bleeding.
When I lost my virginity, and when my husband and I attempt sex.
My body isn't normal.
I'm deformed.
I'm incompetent.
I'm covered in blood.
I'm...
It won't work.
I'm in.
See, you're okay.
You're totally fine.
Why? Why?
I'm leaving.
Already? We only did it once!
What do you mean?
Do you have any idea how much pain I've been through to get here?
I know! I totally get it.
No, you don't!
There's only one person who knows what I'm going through.
I'm home.
Hey.
Sorry it's so late.
Did you eat?
Yes.
Did you make sure to reheat it?
Listen, I have to tell you something.
I have nothing but despair.
I got told I interfere with my students too much.
Can you believe that?
Is talking with a student about their problems over a meal too excessive?
Is that what they told you?
Yeah. Did you know?
According to them,
that falls under overtime.
I mean,
is overtime a word you'd ever use for a teacher?
A teacher's work hours?
Is teaching work?
That's how business people think.
I mean, what's the problem if I like doing it?
It's not like I'm demanding extra pay.
Why do they have to be like that?
Let me go take a bath.
I'll be right out.
So cold!
Hey.
Are you close?
Me too.
What is sex?
My husband left home again
with his stamp card from Big Boobed Girl.
SENDER: MICKY WHEN CAN I SEE YOU?
SENDER: ARIHARA JUST BLOCK HIM.
Block?
Right.
WARNING: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLOCK ALL MESSAGES FROM MICKY?
YOU HAVE BLOCKED MICKY.
THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE, ARIHARA.
One, two,
three, four!
That's enough!
Sit down.
This is class time.
Now, please look at your handouts.
Stop that.
Who did that?
COULD WE MEET?
ARE YOU OK? WE CAN MEET AND TALK ANYTIME!
I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
I WENT THROUGH IT TOO. WANT TO MEET SOON?
OKAY. WHEN DO YOU WANT TO MEET?
It wasn't long after this
that I fell into depravity.
Subtitle translation by Zensho Yamamoto